Hey, but "NO PRESSURE" or anything...(or) The Kennedi Chronicles: Part I

I was inspired by John Lindsay's book Emails from an Asshole: Real People Being Stupid. In this book, John found victims on Craigslist and generally just effed with them. so here's my first CL experiment...

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looking for a date to a lifestyle club...NO PRESSURE - 23 (PLANO)

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Date: 2010-07-22, 3:09PM CDT

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HEY LADIES LOOKING FOR A DATE SATURDAY NIGHT..WE COULD DO SOMETHING THERE OR COME BACK TO MY PLACE IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE DOING SOMETHING THERE...OR WE DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL. ITS UP TO YOU BABE.
ABOUT ME:
AA
SINGLE
CHOCOLATE
SEXY
YOU:
AA OR LATINO
23 TO 35
SEXY IN YOUR OWN SKIN

WE CAN MEET TOMORROW FOR DRINKS OR SOMETHING. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU LADIES. WILL TAKE DOWN THE AD ONCE I HAVE FOUND A MATCH FOR ME. REPLY WITH PIC PLEASE...ALSO HAVE A STRAPON IF INTERESTED IN SOMETHING EXTRA.

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WTF???

*NO PRESSURE is in all caps, making the reader feels PRESSURED. 

*She offers up from the start the she has a STRAP ON...But NO PRESSURE.

*Naked picture. UGLY naked picture. On  VERY PUBLIC site. 

More of The Kennedi Chronicles to COME...