I want to be like mommy...

This made my night. But for the record: my mother is an accountant.

I know, lame.

Justin Bieber-800% Slower

This is the original song.......




and THIS is what DJ Shamantis did with it...







Nothing annoying about it! It appears Bieber might possibly have some talent, were it not for today's music industry. Not to mention, the gaggle of pre-pubescent girls (and 20 year old women) who flock to his every single.


Yay for technology!

I KILLED YOUR CAT!! (no, really)

Buns!

Sally's Mom(s)

Said little Sally's mother to her "other" mother;


Let's go to Massachusetts.

DRINK ME.....

http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=49714


How to make Your Mom's a Dirty Hooker Who I Hit In The Mouth...


I'm not sure about the taste of said drink, but you have to give the creator props for the title.

That's how you make crystal meth!

If you live, have lived, or will ever live in Hood County: I think you'll appreciate the humor in this song.




Never Song

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Two Pieces of Advice:

Accessories are nice, but don't look for a lover. Look for an ally.